I tried to catch up on the news on CNN and the first thing I saw was "Emmanuel Macron is auditioning to be leader of the free world".
OK...I don't know why, but the next thing that came to my mind was this:
The US might indeed be going through a case of temporary insanity (on many levels) and the last couple of years weren't the UK's finest hour and Angela, well you know, also has stuff going on, but...come. the fuck. on. We surely have not fucked up this world enough yet to contemplate the free world led by the French.
Or, using the sublime vocabulary of my intolerable teenage niece:
"Lol, bitch please."