topum (topum) wrote,

It's the aliens

Oh we have an awesome volunteer who is big time into conspiracy theories. I am now considering his version of current events which basically includes the aliens hiding the Dead Sea scrolls in the pyramids then Hillary being bitten by a magic scarab while stealing the scrolls which turned her into the wicked witch who likes to "suicide" people using her special powers which didn't work on Donald Trump because he is a reptilian so he stole the scrolls from Hillary and gave them to Putin who actually is the very magic scarab that bit Hillary in the pyramids. This sounds probable and would explain so much but I couldn't help but notice that it didn't include the Big Pharma and I just can't take seriously any conspiracy theories that do not include the Big Pharma.

I can't believe that Alex Jones is still popular in the US.

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