topum (topum) wrote,

French nonsense

This would have been me at every French restaurant I have ever been to had I not been always completely open about my view that the only situation where making French sounds is appropriate and understandable is when someone is mortally drunk and is drowning face down in a puddle. In no other situation should human beings with the divine gift of articulate speech get away with making those sounds. And certainly not at restaurants.

So I always make them bring the English menus and make them speak English with zero tolerance for all that French nonsense. I try not to think about how many times my beef Burgundy was spat into by the French bastards.

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