I did not go to Paris and London this week because we had a lot of fires to fight here. Including literal fires. Some bad people dumped a couple of trucks of rubbish at the edge of the woods and set it on fire causing the fire to spread to the woods and toxic fumes all over the place. We managed to minimise the damage, clean up the site and track down the fuckers. They are about to learn some hard life lessons, I will ensure that they do.