topum (topum) wrote,
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I saved a man's life today

He was at our house and gave Coke to the kid. He was very lucky that I saw it a second before Helga did and was able to kick the can out of the kid's hands and then wrestle the guy to the ground so that the knife that Helga threw at him from the kitchen island, where she was when she saw it, didn't pierce his heart as she intended.

Because Helga is this (see here) and she is ten times this when it comes to the kid. Life is not easy and can be very dangerous at our house. Everything must be triple organic, unprocessed, locally sourced, fair trade and whatever. I cheat of course but it will be years before I teach the kid how to do it.
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