I am waiting eagerly to see what Armani garment and what colour (brave!) Meryl Streep might choose this time to "protest" or "support" or whatever. And I am waiting even more eagerly to her being subsequently called out for using that garment and that colour because they are somehow not inclusive enough or otherwise problematic. And then to those who called her out being called out and so on.
For now, I suggest everyone stop having Norwegian salmon just to be on the safe side. For the brave among you, filming yourself burning that salmon and posting the videos on Instagram might also be an option but be prepared to be called out for contributing to global warming or being culturally insensitive to the cultures where salmon pink is a sacred colour (Meryl will tweet about never wearing it again and will be called out on it too). Also, people whose totem animal is salmon will hang themselves because of you.
PS: Sending "thoughts and prayers" to that salmon. And *hugs* of course. #prayforsalmon