topum (topum) wrote,

I can't hear you

There is a way to turn me absolutely deaf to everything one says forever and it is to say "OMG! Are you eating butter?! Don't you know that it is really unhealthy? It clogs this and that and...". I'll never know what goes after "and" because at that point I become permanently deaf to any sound emanating from that person.

Also, anyone who does not understand that a full English breakfast (and a double one please) is what mornings were created for obviously missed the most critical things in life and needs to start again from square one asap. It's science, people.

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