But then as the bride was about to put on her white dress he got a serious case of cold feet, collapsed and was having none of it:
The girls had to ask an adult to help convince him to do his bit as he promised:
But he was having none of it and the girls went "screw this, boys are unreliable and they suck, we can have an awesome wedding without a bridegroom":
And they did:
They also learned that boys and bridegrooms are mostly just a waste of candy.