topum (topum) wrote,

Lesson learned: bridegrooms are a waste of candy

At this wedding we attended here a bunch of girls decided to dress one of the girls up as a bride and have their own play wedding. The main difficulty they encountered in setting this up was recruiting a bridegroom. All of the boys were running around and were not even remotely interested. In the end they managed to convince one of the youngest boys to be the bridegroom they needed for the ceremony (mostly by giving him candy) and he was impatiently waiting while they dressed the bride up so that he could do his part and get his last candy instalment paid out to him:

But then as the bride was about to put on her white dress he got a serious case of cold feet, collapsed and was having none of it:

The girls had to ask an adult to help convince him to do his bit as he promised:

But he was having none of it and the girls went "screw this, boys are unreliable and they suck, we can have an awesome wedding without a bridegroom":

And they did:

They also learned that boys and bridegrooms are mostly just a waste of candy.
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