topum (topum) wrote,

Is it the end though?

"TAMPA — A man accused of shooting his roommates in a New Tampa apartment told police he shared neo-Nazi beliefs with the two men until he converted to Islam then killed them because they disrespected his faith."


I cannot shake off the feeling that this is not nearly the end of this story.

My take is that he will come out as an agender genderqueer two-spirit, successfully sue the police for brutality and islamophobia, send himself racist death threat notes, shoot a couple of people for misgendering him, cut his legs off in solidarity with the transabled community, get the "woman of the year" award and marry Caitlyn Jenner and Rachel Dolesal in a beautiful Hindu ceremony with Hillary Clinton as a Rabbi of honour before ending up as a born again mega church pastor with a private helicopter specialising in praying the gay away.

Oh man, how fucking confused those kids on campuses must really be these days.
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