November 16th, 2017

I am going to have at least three of these for dinner

And probably more.

We have a bunch of healthy eating vegan volunteers here who only eat locally sourced organic arugula marinated in "thoughts and prayers". They also like to chant in languages they don't speak (I guess English is not "magic" enough) and "educate" on healthy vegan eating anyone who would listen. I am always happy to listen but only while having my kebab.

Also, why do healthy eating vegan people very often look like they are fifty at thirty and also often have this manic-happiness-born-again kind of look?