Block the despicable evil liars

Nothing is better than stuffing yourself full of Helga's warm freshly-baked sheep cheese pastries until you can't breathe just before going to bed. Nothing. Trust me on this one, gang. Whoever has reservations about stuffing yourself with baked and cheesy stuff just before bed is a truly despicable evil liar and probably voted the wrong way so just block them guys. They are also scammers because they obviously want to scam you out of all the good stuff in life. So don't even listen or talk to them, just block. You are welcome.

I think I should resurrect that tag I used to share my wisdom with the world (see here), I obviously have so much to give.

It is a great morning

I just came from my morning run. The kid is still asleep (he will wake up in about fifteen minutes to half an hour). Helga is making pancakes, they smell awesome and I want them. It is a great morning. I think I speak in weird disjointed sentences like a demented robot so I am just gonna stop and hit the shower.

Whats your favourite salad?

The most popular salad among the locals here at the moment is tomatoes (cut into big chunks), onions and chopped parsley with salt and a lot of sour cream mixed in. It is eaten with bread. You eat the salad with it and then you use it to suck in all that vegetable juice and sour cream at the bottom of your bowl and eat it too. It's really good, I like it.

What's your favourite salad gang?

One hell of a day

It was one hell of a hard day today. We had a big meeting at the ministry where they did a 180 on us for no reason at the last moment again after all that work. This is the third time in a row.

Then the thing that everyone was afraid was going to happen happened. I did this in response to my counterpart's idiotic bullshit "rationale" that everyone including him knew made no sense whatsoever but that he hoped nobody would have the guts to question publicly and he would just be able to get things move past it quickly without anyone (including his boss who was present) noticing:

We will pick things up on Monday, start over and get there anyway. We have been through this bullshit here before.

What are the unspoken rules that govern your life?

I think that I am not a fan of Janteloven. But I also suspect that I might be a bigger fan of them than I realise.

1. You're not to think you are anything special.
2. You're not to think you are as good as we are.
3. You're not to think you are smarter than we are.
4. You're not to imagine yourself better than we are.
5. You're not to think you know more than we do.
6. You're not to think you are more important than we are.
7. You're not to think you are good at anything.
8. You're not to laugh at us.
9. You're not to think anyone cares about you.
10. You're not to think you can teach us anything.

The "penal code":

11. Perhaps you don't think we know a few things about you?