The kid just wanted to wrestle.
The French: LOL! We are Smurfs tho!
VIDEO: Thousands gathered in France at the weekend to break the world record for the largest-ever gathering of Smurfs.— AFP news agency (@AFP) March 9, 2020
Around 3500 people set aside fears of the #coronavirus to dress up as the characters, which come from a Belgian comic franchise pic.twitter.com/G3tMFoTE6A
And my homeboy Mark Madsen has just defeated Austin Hubbard, so the night is going great.
The co-main event is a rare example of a women's fight that I am interested in watching. Joanna Jedrzejczyk will take on Weili Zhang to get her title back. Joanna is mean. And it is a somewhat new Joanna:
Her husband trains her by the way.
It made me feel that we greatly overate how definitive our victory over stupid actually is. I think it can come back much faster than we think and we will start burning infants alive again to get some rain. We did that for quite a while too, so can't be wrong (also not oppressive at all, unlike science).
Need to clear something in advance: I have nothing against some of my middle-aged gay friends who don't seem to be able to have a conversation for longer than 13 seconds without bringing up horoscopes. Mostly because they do not demand that we replace science with them.
Finally what I have been waiting for. What took them so long?
Obviously, I will be suing for full custody based on Helga being unfit to parent a child. If sucking all the joy out of your kid's childhood by denying him the extreme pleasure of beautifully creamy and sweet ice cream is not extreme cruelty and a prime example of dangerous parenting, I don't know what is.
Your thoughts and prayers to support me on this unexpected journey to become a single father are much appreciated. #PrayForTopum
PS: For now I will lock Helga out of the house while I think this through.
You see coughing in each other's face is Spain's most sacred tradition. It is done at every opportunity. It strikes you on day one here. And everyone has a cough at all times (you would think why the hell with this climate). And people go out of their ways to cough in your face. You haven't met someone unless you coughed in his or her face. Do it everywhere. Waiting to cross the road? Turn to the person standing next to you, stare at him or her for fifteen seconds then do this:
And never ever cover your cough! Never! Except if you are a supermarket cashier. If you are, then cover your cough with your hands (never a tissue!) and then immediately proceed to use those hands to scan and pack everyone's baby milk. That's the only situation where covering your cough is acceptable.