Sexual abuse by Roy Moore and Al Franken

Americans again are making things way more complicated that they need to be. All those endless investigations into sexual abuse by Roy Moore (pure horror show if you are a democrat, "the bitches are clearly lying" if you are republican) and Al Franken (horrific stuff if you are a republican, just a bit of cheeky fun if you are a democrat) seem to be going on forever and are unnecessarily complicated when evidence is just out there in the open and has always been.

Just two minutes with Google yielded not just some evidence but irrefutable evidence for both (and all future) cases (I learn from the best baby, I learn from the Russians).

Here is where it all happened obviously (Russian text at the top adds credibility of course):



And here is the rest of irrefutable evidence:

One:



Two:



Three:



And done.



No, no, this (it is way cooler from a high horse):



PS: Wouldn't it be cool if Tillerson and Lavrov talked to each other using GIFs on Twitter? I bet that would make foreign policy popular among the young.
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So I proposed to Helga and she said no

Nah, just messing with you, Helga said "yes". We will get married next year in Denmark.

Helga, the kid and his grandmother came back from London today. I hired a bunch of local lawyers to start the work to let us become the legal guardians of (and subsequently adopt) the kid in case something happened to his grandmother (she is actually his grandmother's sister). We have her full support and cooperation of course. She is of a very advanced age and, as things stand now if something happened to her the kid would end up in a local orphanage (you don't want to imagine what it is like). The process is going to be very complex legally but I have put together a very good team of lawyers to work on it for us.

Two of my brothers raise both adopted and biological kids in their families, so the challenges of adopting are not new for our family and help will be available for us when it comes to navigating through the challenges and the pitfalls of adopting and raising an adopted kid.

I am going to have at least three of these for dinner

And probably more.



We have a bunch of healthy eating vegan volunteers here who only eat locally sourced organic arugula marinated in "thoughts and prayers". They also like to chant in languages they don't speak (I guess English is not "magic" enough) and "educate" on healthy vegan eating anyone who would listen. I am always happy to listen but only while having my kebab.

Also, why do healthy eating vegan people very often look like they are fifty at thirty and also often have this manic-happiness-born-again kind of look?